🔗 Sherlock Holmes and the Danube Diamond
Rating: 🏖️ | I was curious to see what smut added to a Sherlock Holmes story would look like. I do not recommend it for people with good taste.
Sherlock Holmes and the Danube Diamond
A Free Use Fan Fiction by Leto Armitage
NSFW: Content warnings
GENRE: M/F & M/M Erotica. | POV: Male | RATING: 🌶️ | CONTENT: Free Use, Bodily Fluids: cum; Fan Fiction; Victorian | LANGUAGE: US, crude | WORDS: 9,069
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First, apologies to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle who would probably be appalled, but he is dead and I like the free use kink.
A few years ago, on Twitter, someone asked, “Has anyone done something with a public domain book like Pride, Prejudice and Zombies but with erotica?”
I joked that ‘Pride, Prejudice and Penetration’ was now on my to do list. However, over the next few days the idea percolated in my brain. As a fan of the free use kink and Victorian erotica, I thought, why not combine them?
Because I like world building, here is a short explanation about how history diverged for this fictional version of England. In the early 19th century a plague that only struck down adults was spreading rapidly. It was soon noticed that the most chaste were the quickest to die, while eunuchs and the promiscuous seemed immune.
George IV declared, on the advice of his medical scholars, that the disease prospered through the build-up of primus vitae—sexual fluids—in the body and they must be discharged regularly. Whether it was true or not, the disease did abate and George the IV became a hero to the British people.
As a moral compromise, it was agreed that the young would be encouraged to masturbate in private when they started having sexual urges, but adults should help each other freely. A complex set of social rules evolved between the classes, but in practice, within the same social class, men and women could freely request sexual services and it was seen as polite to help others release their fluids.
Now we join Dr. John Watson as his morning begins. If you are familiar with the Blue Carbuncle you will find this tale very familiar. The gem name has been changed to the Danube Diamond, first to avoid confusion with the original tale and, second, as there is no such thing as a blue carbuncle.
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I had called upon my friend Sherlock Holmes upon the second morning after Christmas, with the intention of wishing him the compliments of the season. He was lounging upon the sofa in a purple dressing-gown, a pipe-rack within his reach upon the right, and a pile of crumpled morning papers, evidently newly studied, near at hand.
In his lap was Mrs. Hudson, his landlady, sucking his cock. She slurped eagerly, licking from high on his long thin pole down to his small shaved testicles. Beside the couch was a wooden chair, and on the angle of the back hung a very seedy and disreputable hard-felt hat, much the worse for wear, and cracked in several places. A lens and a forceps lying upon the seat of the chair suggested that the hat had been suspended in this manner for the purpose of examination.
“You are engaged,” said I; “perhaps I interrupt you.”
“Not at all. I am glad to have a friend with whom I can discuss my results.”
“I mean the morning relief of your vital fluids.”
Holmes waved to Hudson’s grey hair which hid the source of the slurping I heard. “This is no more than a morning stretch of the muscles, a mere relief of my pressures to ensure a focused mind.”
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